Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus 1
Twenty-one ways to murder your lover
And there's twenty-one ways to kill a girl who lies
Her twenty-one words haunt you like no others
Now there's twenty-one thoughts racing through your mind
All the time
Verse 1
I killed a fat girl to prove its a sick world
Boy was i a lonely one
Killing her was lots of fun
Take it from me everyone
Chorus 2
Twenty-one ways to murder your lover
And there's twenty-one fine ways to end a life
Twenty-one must be my lucky number
Yes, twenty-one is seventeen plus nine minus five
Verse 2
I killed a bad girl to prove its a sick world
Boy was i a lonely one
Killing her was lots of fun
Take it from me everyone
Verse 3
I killed a frat girl to prove its a great world
Boy was she a lonely one
Begged me to put down my gun
Killing her was lots of fun
Chorus 3
Twenty-one ways to murder your lover
But there's only one way to kill a girl who lies
Get her drunk on a rooftop and just shove her
Tell the cops you weren't there the night she lost her life
Verse 4
Act like you're sorry then make up a story
Say she was the only one
Say that you're a lonely one
Killing can be lots of fun