Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

My penis look like a tube of chapstick

Except its not quite as thick

And it surely isn’t touched by as many lips

my dick is really weird

my pubes give it a beard

it looks like a terrorist in my pants

he might just come out and dance

my penis is like a ball

its round like a doorknob

one that doesn’t ever get used

and the girls say its because my pubes

my penis is small }

my penis is small } times how many ever you want

my penis is small }

but its still

bigger than jims }