Standard (EADGBE)
Verse one
If she says she thinks you're cool, then she thinks you're hot
If she says she thinks you're hot, then she likes you a lot
If she says "hey, lets go dancing. We could have a good time"
Then it means maybe dinner and a bottle of wine.
But if she says lets just be friends,
You know it only means one thing
Chorus one
She thinks you're ugly, and she wouldn't want to go out with you.
She thinks you're ugly, but because of all the neat things you do, she's
hoping you can still be pals.
Verse two
If she says she thinks you're sensitive, she must like your heart
If she says she likes your glasses, then she thinks you're smart
And she says that your shoulder is a great place to cry
And that she's really really lucky because you're such a nice guy
But if you go to kiss her good night and she says
"Would a handshake be alright?"
Chorus two
She thinks you're ugly, and she wouldn't want to go out with you
She thinks you're ugly, but because of all the neat things you do, she's
hoping you can still be buds.
Verse three
So remember the next time you're out with a girl
There's so many different words in the world.
Listen to what she's saying, think of what she means
There could be something happening, something unseen
And if she wants to sleep with you and the very next day
She only wants to be your friend.
Chorus three
She thinks you're ugly, or you weren't to good in bed last night
But mostly, you're ugly, plus she was drunk and kind of horny
She thinks you're ugly, and she wouldn't want to go out with you
She thinks you're ugly, but because of all the neat things you do, she's
hoping you can still be friends
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