Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
Every day I sit and watch news
It's all plastic women wearing high heeled shoes
Their noses are perfect, Hair follows suit
But I wouldn't date them, I don't think they're cute.
PRE CHORUS
(STRUM REPEATEDLY)
Cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Chorus
They're not right for me
They're not right for me
They're not right for me
They're not right for meeeeee
Verse
She's standing in the rain, nothing else left to do
I've got no sympathy for her, I hope she gets the flu
She is so demanding, She plays me like a violin
But sometimes I don't like it, I prefer the mandolin.
PRE CHORUS
(STRUM REPEATEDLY)
Cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Chorus
Verse
She stares at her face in the mirror
wiping the glass so it's clearer
vanity is such a sin
kindness will never win
PRE CHORUS
(STRUM REPEATEDLY)
Cause I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Chorus
double chorus)
Chorus
they're not right for meeee.