Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

At the dawn of the day, in the great southern ocean

When the world's greatest fish was being landed

And they were pulling it into was sinking

The sea was quite lumpy and the weather was foul

And the bloke with the map was as pissed as an owl

And the boys called out "Maui you clown let it go"

In the noise he reached for his grandmothers jawbone

He winked at his mates and said "Boys, we don't know how lucky we are

I have a feeling I have stumbled on something substantial"

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Chorus

We don't know how lucky we are

We don't know how lucky we are

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Verse 1

I was speaking to a mate of myne, just the other day

A guy called Bruce Baylas actually who ah lives up way

He's been away on an 8th army doo for a year more or less

I said describe the global position Bruce

He said "Fred, it's a mess!"

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Chorus

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Verse 2

Me stock agent's got a beach place where he spends most of his days

His wife bit the dust down there last year

got eaten by a couple of crays

And his two littlest daughters got killed by a whale

I said "Are you going down there this year mate?"

He says "Fred, right on the nail"

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Chorus

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Verse 3

There's a guy I know who lives in town

I see him about once a year I suppose

He's had a coronary since Easter

He's got a haemorrhage in his ear

He went bankrupt a couple of weeks back

And now his wife's left him too

I said "You're looking odd mate,

You're looking queer, what are ya gonna do?"

(Slight Pause)

He said "We don't know how lucky we are

To live in this joint mate"

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Chorus

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Verse 4

So when things are looking really bad

And you're thinking of giving it a way

Remember, New Zealand's a cracker

And I reckon come what may

If things get appallingly bad

And we're all under constant attack

Remember, we want to see good clean ball

And for god's sakes, feed your backs

We don't how fortunate we are to have that place

We don't know how propitious are the circumstances Fredrick.

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Outro

We don't know how lucky we are, get it right

We just don't realise how fortunate we are

We have no idea, the luck, we possess, collectively

We just don't know how lucky we all are. Full stop.

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