Monty Python - I Like Chinese Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


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Intro
The Gworld today seems Adimabsolutely Dcrackers,
With Gnuclear bombs to Adimblow us all sky Dhigh.
There are Gfools and idiots sitting on the trigger;
It's A7depressing and it's senseless and that's Dwhy...

Verse 1
G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; they D7only come up to your knees.
Yet they're Galways fE7riendly, and they're A7ready to D7please.

Verse 2
G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese,
There's D7nine hundred million of them in the world today;
You'd Gbetter learn to E7like them, that A7what's I D7say!

Chorus 1
G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; they D7come from a long way overseas.
But they're Gcute and they're E7cuddly and they're A7ready to D7please.

Verse 3
G I like Chinese food; the A7waiters, never are rude.
D7 Think of the many things, they've done to impress;
There's GMaoism, E7Taoism, A7I Ching, and D7Chess.

Chorus 2
So GI like Chinese, A7I like Chinese, I D7like their tiny little trees.
Their GZen, their E7ping-pong, their A7Yin and Yang-D7ese.

Verse 4
G I like Chinese thought, the A7wisdom that Confucius taught.
If D7Darwin is anything to shout about;
The GChinese will sur-E7vive us all, with-A7out any D7doubt.

Chorus 3
G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; they D7only come up to your knees.
Yet they're Gwise and they're E7witty, and they're A7ready to D7please.

Chorus 4
G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; their D7food is guaranteed to please.
A Gfourteen, a E7seven, a A7nine and ly-D7chees.

Chorus 5
So GI like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; I D7like their tiny little trees.
Their GZen, their E7ping-pong, their A7Yin and Yang-D7ese.

Chorus 6
G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese...

 Fad

CHORD DIAGRAMS:
   G      Adim     D       A7      D7      E7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  xx2323  xx0232  x02223  xx0212  020100