Dead! Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GAnd if your heart stops beating

DI'll be here wondering

Did you gEmet what you deseCrve?

The ending of your lGife and if you get to heaven

DI'll be here waiting, babe

Did you gEmet what you deserve? C

The end, and if yourAm life wont wait

Then your Cheart can't Dtake this

HGave you heard the newsD that you're dead?

NoC one ever had much nice to say

I thinkD they never liked youD7 anyway

OGh take me from the hoDspital bed

WouldCn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.

And woDuldn't it be great

If Dsus2we were deaGd?

Ohh dGead.

GTongue-tied and oh so squeamish

DYou never fell in love

Did yEmou get what you deservCe?

The ending of your Glife

And if you get Gto heaven

I'll Dbe here waiting, babe

Did yEmou get what you desCerve?

The end, and if your lifeAm won't wait

Then yourC heart can't Dtake this

HGave you heard the Dnews that you're dead?

NoC one ever had much nice to say

I thinkD they never likeD7d you anyway

OGh take me from the hoDspital bed

WouldCn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?

And wouldnD't it be great

If Dsus2we were dead?

Bridge

AAmnd in my honest observCation

During this opAmeration

Found a complicatCion Gin your heartD

So long, 'cause nAmow you've goCt (now youG've got) D

Maybe justEm 2 weeks to live

Is that the moEmst the both of you can giveD?

Adlib: G D Em C

One, two, one two three four!

GLA LA LA LA LA!

DLA LA LA LA LA LA!

LCA LA LA LA LA LDA LA!

Well come on,

LGA LA LA LA LA!

LDA LA LA LA LA LA!

LA CLA LA LA LA LA DLA!

Oh motherfucker,

If liGfe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

ThDen why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

If liCfe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then why aDre we laughing?

If life ain'tG just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then whyD are we laughing? (LA LA LA LAC LA LA!)

If life ain't just a jokDe (LA LA LA LA LA!)

Then why am I deadG?

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