Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken

Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers

I've got a crush on a girl

But I'm gonna have to work on that

They say that being in the army makes you hard

But I don't know about that

Ice cream blender, pocket money spender

Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour

Chorus

Let's play nurses and doctors

Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses

Playing in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come

I used to have a little bag of hair

And wish it was my hair

My Dad would bring me Airfix fighters

The glue would get all over the bed

At my fingertips enough morphine to put me in that jet

A 4am that little red button was all I had left

Ice cream blender, pocket money spender

Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour

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Let's play nurses and doctors

Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses

Playing in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come...