Standard (EADGBE)

(after first time)

waaaaaaaahhhh

(verse 1)

(M)

ya she shes bustin out

put the suitcase in the pinnow

(N)

and get the hell out of ohio

(chorus)

she gets on that great highway

doesnt want to be anywhere

shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh

shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh

(verse 2)

(M)

ya he hes got a master plan

ya hes gonna make a fortune

(N)

panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger

shot by shot by shot

(chorus)

he gets on that great highway

doesnt want to be anywhere

hes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh

hes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark

(bridge)

she lays down in the grass

on strawberry hill

he is there

smelling like nicotine and peanut butter

you gotta love her

she doesnt wanna change this time

theres a hunger in her soul

for tater tot casserole

with the crispy on the outside oh oh oh

(chorus)

she gets on that great highway

doesnt want to be anywhere

shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh

shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh

(ending)

i hate this world this stupid world this screwed up world