Nerf Herder - Golfshirt Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
E  C♯m  E  C♯

E  I'm Bnot the C♯mone you dream aEbout  B      C♯m
E And I'm Bnot the C♯mone who you can't Elive wBithout    {C♯ live without }
E I'm Bnot the C♯mone who you wEanna Bsee C♯
E I'm Bnot the C♯mone who you wEant Bto be C♯mseen with   B     A

A♭ And when you're C♯mtired of aAll the A♭jerks
And you're C♯mtired of Aall the A♭work
And you're C♯mtired ofA being Ehurt
You will lA♭ong for the Acomfort of my BgolfEshirt C♯

I'm not the one who was an old time punkrocker
I was listening to rush and trying to feather
my hair back when all that stuff went down

I'm not the one who's in a highschoolhardcoreband
I sat in my room scoring with miss Pacman

And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golfshirt...........yeah

Solo
ENo tats, Bno piercings, no C♯mhats, and no Agrungebeard baby Eyeah

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah