Intro
^ Full bend
| E | |
| B | |
| G | 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9^ |
| D | |
| A | |
| E | |
Intro riff
| E | |
| B | |
| G | 9 9 9 9 5 5 5 5 |
| D | 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 5 5 5 5 7 7 7 7 |
| A | 7 7 7 7 9 9 9 9 3 3 3 3 7 7 7 7 |
| E | 7 7 7 7 5 5 5 5 |
Verses palm muted
| E | |
| B | |
| G | 9 9 9 9 5 5 5 5 |
| D | 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 5 5 5 5 7 7 7 7 |
| A | 7 7 7 7 9 9 9 9 3 3 3 3 7 7 7 7 |
| E | 7 7 7 7 5 5 5 5 |
Chorus
| E | |
| B | |
| G | 5 5 5 5 5 5 9 9 9 9 9 9 |
| D | 5 5 5 5 5 5 7 7 7 7 7 7 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 9 9 9 9 9 9 |
| E | 5 5 5 5 5 5 7 7 7 7 7 7 |
| E | |
| B | |
| G | 5 5 5 5 5 5 |
| D | 5 5 5 5 5 5 7 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 7 |
| E | 5 |
Bridge lead riff
| E | |
| B | |
| G | 7 10 9 7 7 10 12 9 |
| D | |
| A | |
| E | |
That's basically it, and it is a VERY funny song.