Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame Tab

Chords used in song

      B5    G5     C5        D5      E5

  
E                                         
  
B                                         
  
G     4             5        7        9   
  
D     4      5      5        7        9   
  
A     2      5      3        5        7   
  
E            3                            

Intro:   B5  G5 x 4

  
e           0 2 0                                           0 2 0               3 2 0        
  
B                 3               3       0                         3                    3   
  
G 4 4 4 4                           0 2       4 4 4 4                                        
  
D 4 4 4 4             5 5 5 5                 4 4 4 4              5 5 5 5                   
  
A 2 2 2 2             5 5 5 5                 2 2 2 2              5 5 5 5                   
  
E                     3 3 3 3                                      3 3 3 3                   

Bass in verses

  
G                                            
  
D                                            
  
A   2 2 2    2 4 5                           
  
E                        3 3 3   3  5 4      

How do I get through to a girl like you,
Working at the pretzel station at the mall,

C5 B5                  G5
      Beautiful lips like strawberry quick
B5                           G5
     I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
B5                             G5
You won't check me out cos I work at the
B5               G5
back, of the radio shack

C5                       B5  G5
I won't be surprised
C5                               D5
If you don't call me tonight. Cos I'm...

Chorus
E5(low)   B5 C5
    Lamer,             than lame
G5                B5
  Uncool in every single way
E5(low)        B5      C5
     Your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
G5                                          B5
Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy

After the second chorus
C5                G5
We could be happy
C5                  G5           B5        C5
I could be the one your looking for
C5                G5
I could get a haircut
B5          C5                                   D5 G5
And I'd give up the video games

Bridge
Bass part


  
G                                                                                                  
  
D                                                                                                  
  
A                                                                                                  
E---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---7-7-7-7---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--10-10-10-10-----

Guitar (Palm muted)


  
E                                      
  
B                                      
  
G                                      
  
D   5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5   9 9 9 9  
  
A   5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5   9 9 9 9  
  
E   3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3   7 7 7 7  


  
E                                                       
  
B                                                       
  
G                                                       
  
D    10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10   12 12 12 12  
  
A    10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10   12 12 12 12  
  
E     8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8   10 10 10 10  


  
E                                                             
  
B                                                             
  
G                                                             
  
D    10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10   9 9 9 9   5 5 5 5  
  
A    10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10   9 9 9 9   5 5 5 5  
  
E     8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8   7 7 7 7   3 3 3 3  
          No need to explain

  
E                                                                     
  
B                                                                     
  
G                                                                     
  
D    10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10   12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12    
  
A    10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10   12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12    
  
E     8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8  8   10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10    
       Why you didn’t know my name

  
E                                                      
  
B                                                      
  
G                                                      
  
D   12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12    
  
A   12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12    
  
E   10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10