Nerf Herder - Nerf Herder Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3
1
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
         
         
         
         
         
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1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
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2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
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X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
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1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
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1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X

C

variations
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
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6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1

11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
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4
3
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
         
         
         
         
         
X
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
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1
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
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3
4
3
11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1

A

variations
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
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2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
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1
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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2
4
3
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
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1
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
X

11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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F

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6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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1
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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4
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No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

A D A E A D A

A D C

B

dAown on haley halDey streeEt wAhere the drugs are easy and the seDx is cheaEp yAou never know just whDo youll meet onE haley A D C B cArack dealer looDks at his dooEr wAinks his eye and waiDts for his whorEe ___(N)____ sAhe dont want to turn triDcks anymorEe on haleyA D C B yDou dont have to walk the straBight and narrow aAs long as you drive up in a camarEo-o

A D C

B

tAattoo parlor why doDnt you hang outE lAet em show you what itDs all abouEt wAere gonna help you worDk it on outE on haleyA D C B dAont need no licence dont neeDd no subpeoEna yAou can hook up with yoDur friend regiEna mAakin fun if you knoDw what i meaEn on haleyA D C B yDou dont have to walk the straBight and narrow aAs long as you drive up in a camaEro-o gAoin down down dowDn down down d-dowAn down down d-down on Ehaley gAoin down down dowDn down down d-dowAn down down d-down on Ehaley gAoin down down dowDn down down d-dowAn down down d-down on Ehaley gAoin down down dowDn down down d-dowAn down down d-down on Ehaley gAoin down down dowDn down down d-dowAn down down d-down on Ehaley

A D A E

goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley

A D A E

goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley

A D C

B (2X) end on

A

2. GOLFSHIRT
D------------4-4-4-4-|
A-------2-2----------|
E--0-0---------------|

E

G------2-3-2-3-2-|
D----2-----------|
A--1-------------|
E----------------|
iEm not the one you dream about aEnd im not the one who can live without (live without) iEm not the one who you wanna see

E

iCm noBt tAhe one who you want to be seen with aAnd when youre tirCmed of allA the jerksA aCmnd youre Atired of Aall the work

Cm A

E^ and youre tired of being hurt

A A B

yEou will long for the comfort of my golfshirt iEm not the one who was an old time punk rocker iE was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair back when all that stuff went down iEm not the one who was in a high school hardcore band

E

iC satB inA my room scorin with ms pacman aAnd when youre tirCmed of allA the jerksA aCmnd youre Atired of Aall the work

Cm A

E^ and youre tired of being hurt yAou will long Afor the comBfort of my golfshirt
D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------|
A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-|
E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----|
E------------------------------|
B------------------------------|
G--9---------------6-----------|
D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1-----|
A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0---|
E----------------------------4-|
no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeah no tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby E^~

B

C

yAeaaaahh oAh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya- E-ya- E-ya- E-ya-

E

E^~

B

C

yAeaaaahh oAh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya- E-ya- E-ya- E-ya-

E

E^ yBeah no tats (Cno tats) no piercinAgs no hAats (no hats) no grungebeard baby E^ yBeah no tats (Cno tats) no piercinAgs no hAats (no hats) no grungebeard baby E^ yBeeeeaaaaaaaChhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaaAhhhhhh yaA- E-ya- E-ya- E-ya-

E

E^ yBeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhCh oh-oh-oAh yeaaaahhhA ya- E E-ya- E-ya- E-ya- E-yeah

E

3. SORRY

E

sAorry we broAke up sorFry i misEsedF youE F sDorry i wCanted onBly to kiAss ByouA B sAorry i promiseAd to love yFou foErevFer E F mDade yoCu feel guilty Boh whenA yoBu lAeftB me sAorry i shoAwed up at Fyour party sDorry i draCnk up all Bthe bicardi sAorry i puCked up on Fyour bedspread sDorry i wanCted to be yBour boyfriend again wDhat can i dAo its oveEr its over its over its over wDhat can i dAo i am a loseEr

A A F E F E F

D C B A B A B

sAorry i saw Ayou and i heFard birds sing sDorry i touched Cyou and i hBeard bells ring sAorry i jackAed off outside of Fyour window wDhile yoCu were sleeping iB thought youd never know sAorry i shAowed up atF your wedding sDorry i trCied so haBrd to get in sAorry i scArewed up yFour pictures

D C

sBorry i had sex with your sister wDhat can i dAo its oveEr its over its over its over wDhat can i dAo i am a losEer
E-----
B-----
G--2--
A------------------------------------|
E---------5---------4-------2--------|
sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
A---------5-----4-------2------------|
E------------------------------------|
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
A------------------------------------|
E---------5---------4------------2---|
sorry i promised to love you forever
A---------------5-----4-----------2--|
E------------------------------------|
made you feel guilty oh when you left me sorry i showed up at your dinner sorry i said those things to your father sAorry i crashed through your window on acid sDorry i made aC mess sorBry i bled to death wDhat can i dAo its oveEr its over its over its over wDhat can i dAo i am a losEer i am a loser oh oh wDhat can i dAo its oveEr its over its over its over wDhat can i dAo i am a losEer
E------------------------|
B------0-----1-0---------|
G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--|
4. EASY MARK
A---------|
E---3-2-1-|
waaaaaaaahhhh
G F# E  A--2-3-2-0-|
        E----------|
yGa sFhe E shes bustin oGut F E pGut the suitcase iFn the pEinnow

G F

E

aEnd EgetE the hell out of ohio sChe gets on that great highwaDy B dCoesBnt wAant to be anywhere sDhes an easy maGrk oh oh oFh oh ohE oh sDhes an easy maGaaaaaaaFaaark Eoh ohD yGa hFe E hes got a master pGlanF E yGa hes gonna makFe a forEtune

G F

pEanning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger shot by shot by shot hCe gets on that great highway D B dCoesBnt wAant to be anywhere hDes an easy marGk oh oh oFh oh ohE oh hDes an easy maaGaaaaaaaFaark E D sChe lays down in the grass oAn strawberry hill hGe is there sDmelling like nicotine and peanut butter you gotta love her
E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------|
B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---|
                                       ya she
E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~-|
B-------------------------------------------|
she doesnt wanna change this time theres a hunger in her soul

G

G

G

F

F

fFor tater tot casserole

E

E

wEith the crispy on the outside oh oh oh sChe gets on that great highwaDy B dCoesBnt wAant to be anywhere sDhes an easy maGrk oh oh oFh oh ohE oh sDhes an easy maGaaaaaaaFaaark Eoh oh D iG hate this worFld this stupid worlEd this screwed up worldD iG hate this woFrld this fucking worEld D G 5. VAN HALEN
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3--3-3-3-2--|
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------|
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3-2-3-5-3-2-|
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------|
A----------------------------|
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3-| i bought van halen one it was the best damn record i ever owned T G and Y 1978 tGwo-hand tapping guitar technique really got me off erection yeah

D

aCint tCaClCkCiCnC CbCoCut love im on fire tGomorrow may Dcome B tomoCrrow may nevGer comeD agBain C cGant you hearD jamieB cryin Cshes runnin with Gthe devil oDh looooBoord oh lCooord
A----------------------------|
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3-| i bought women and children first fair warning and van halen two dance the night away 1G984 my favorite record yeah i wore it down might as well jump might as well jump
 G           D    B    C           G      D   B    C
tomorrow may come  tomorrow may never come  again
      E---15--------14---11----12-|
      B---------------------------|
cGant you hearD jamieB cryin Cshes runnin with Gthe devil oDh looooBoord oh lCooord is this what you wanted? sammy hagar sammy hagar is this what you wanted man dave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy
 D
cant drive '55  ill never buy your lousy records
A--------5------2------------3------------------------5--|
E--3--------------------------------------3--------------|
again  again  again  never again  never again  never again
A-------2------------3-------------------------5------------2---|
E---------------------------------3-----------------------------|
never again  never again  never again  never again  never again
A-------3-------------------------5-----------2--|
E--------------------3---------------------------|           C
never again never again never again never again never again no no no
 G           D    B    C           G      D   B    C
tomorrow may come  tomorrow may never come  again
      E---15--------14---11----12-|
      B---------------------------|
cGant you hearD jamieB cryin Cshes runnin with Gthe devil oDh looooBoord oh lCooord

Solo

play this twice)
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---2---2----|
B-----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3--|
E---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----|
B-----3---3---3---3---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4--|
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----|
B-----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5--|
jGump jump jumDp jump jumBp jump jumpC might as well jGump jump jumDp jump jumBp jump jumpB might as well G ju-ump 6. DIANA oEh-oh-oh-ohAhh ohA-oh-oh-ohhEh oh-oAh-oh-ohhEh oh-oh-Aoh-oh-ohhh B i saw her at the club she was standin with a frech girl bonsoir julie pup? yes she had a beautiful smile and they met at face to face went back to his place she sat on his face and now its history tAhe rest is history she Bsat on his face and the rest is history

C

E^ tBhats why Ahe cried he lost he lost everything

C

E^ tBhats why he criedA he lost it all he lost it all to

C

E^ dBiana diana partA german part hispanic

C

E^ dBiana phillipino Adiana where did you go i saw her downtown she was standin with the cool girls she was hangin out with steve and that was where she wanted to be she was workin at the place where they sell veal parmijan

A

nAow shes gone B now shes gone yeah shes gone oh so gone

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E^ tBhats why Ahe cried he lost he lost everything

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E^ tBhats why he criedA he lost it all he lost it all to

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i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floor of the club she was a very very pretty girl so i went up and talked to her and when you share your thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem nCoserFing girCl i lovFe you nCoserFing giCrl i want you i want yFou i want you nCoserFing girCl i lovFe you nCoserFing giCrl i want you i want yFou i want you yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and a dalmation jacket (dalmation jacket) and she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoes yeah you would walk on down to the health food store and buy humace and taboolie and babaganousch and rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes nCoserFing girCl i lovFe you nCoserFing giCrl i want you i want yFou i want you nCoserFing girCl i lovFe you nCoserFing giCrl i want you i want yFou i want you as it turns out she was the cousin of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve my very good friend steve but she didnt like me she said i was a drunkard an alchoholic A weirdo A freak! A freak? nCmoseriBmng D nCoserFing girCl i lovFe you nCoserFing gCirl i want you i want Fyou i want you nCoserFing girCl i lovFe you nCoserFing giCrl i want you i want yFou i want you iC want you i want you i Fwant you i want you iC want you i want you i Fwant you i want you iC want you i want you i Fwant you i want you iC want you i want you i Fwant you i want you C i want you yeah were warmin up were warmin up 8. ANNALEE
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wGearin flash pants and her strCeetwalker shooooAes D wGalkin downtown with a pCocket full of booAze D sGhes the one C who wants so Amuch D sGhes the one C yoAu can youD can never touch G C heAre comes annaClee aGnnalee yeCaaahh hAere comes annaClee
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sGtandin on the corner you sCee her cuttin a deAal D wGindows rolled down you cCant believe shes for reAal D sGhes the one C it aint no jokAe D sGhes got lips C lipAs justD like cherry coke G C Ahere comes anCnalee aGnnalee yeCaaahh hAere comes annaClee aGnnalee yeCaaahh hAere comes annaClee aGnnalee yeCaaahh annAalee yeaaaChh G anCnalee AyeaaaChh B G 9. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY iAve got my mind set gAotta a new job at a raDdio station but thatD wont help you at all A 4A0,000 watts of maDximum rock but thatD wont help you at all A yBou think youve got eDverything but ivAe got news for youD yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonDna beeeeeee the onBe whose Asoooooorry yAou got a new girlfriend Da bitchin new girlfriend bDut she wont help you aAt all SAaid i'd fight with the scene shesD a local rock queen bDut that wont help you aAt all yBou think that youve goDt it made but youvAe made one mistakeD yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonDna beeeeeee the onBe whose Asoooooorry E^~ D yeahC tAhe theater group calls you a local celebrity but that wont help you at all youre such a big big deal you get in the club for free but that wont help you at all

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yDou think youve got everything but ive got news for you yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yeah yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonna be the oDne whose sorry yAoure gonDna beeeeeee the onBe whose Asoooooorry 10. I ONLY EAT CANDY

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F^ G^ ahhh i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons F^ G^ and i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no

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F^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets

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F^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy

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and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus F^ G^ and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no

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F^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets

D A B

F^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah

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im angry

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F^

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F^ ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac G^
ahhhhhhhhhh

D A B

F^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets

D A B

F^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah

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