Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Your design's so intelligent

Ain't no way that was an accident

Come on shake your monkey hips

My pretty little creationist

Prechorus

Ain't gonna anthropomorphize ya

Or perversely polymorphosize ya

Chorus

Little girl you look so sweet

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey-child

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Verse

You just started ten thousand years ago

Presto, Adam and Eve, but go man go

Abel died, Cain took his life

And headed straight for the jungle to find a wife.

Prechorus

Nonbelievers running out on apes

This monkey time I want to see you shake

Chorus

Evolution is obsolete

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey-child

Stomp your hands and clap your feet

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey-child

Solo

(drum break with no chords, then the bass starts again like the intro, which goes E, E, C#m, D)

Verse

Come on pretty baby won't you take a chance

Be my natural selection, dance dance dance

Exorcise your demons with that monkey friend

Because we're gonna inherit the wind

Chorus

Let them fight it out in the Supreme Court

That's such a mad lame indoor sport

Wave your arms and legs in the air

Rock it like a monkey, like you just don't care