Die Laughing Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D, A, G, G x 2

He's the Dwasp in the Ajam, he's the Gdad at the party

The Dtrash in the Abeauty Gspot

He's the Dcloud in the Asky, he's the Gfly in the ointment

The Dnail in the Aparking Glot

Let's Ggive the man a Dhug then Aput him out to Ggrass

Feel Gsorry for the Dbug, the Aone that's up his Gass

We're Gpulling out the Dplug, we're Aturning on the Ggas

We're turning on theA gas

And he Bmdon't like Gsunshine and he Ddon't like Em7icecream

And he Adon't like GSundays and he Ddon't like Emdancing

Yeah he Ddon't like Gdancing

He's the Dfrog in the Athroat, he's the Gspot on the forehead

The Dcrack in the Awindow Gpane

He's the Dleak in the Aboat, he's the Gweed in the rosebed

The Dtruck in the Aoutside Glane

So Gget the kids Dalong and Afill 'em up with Glove

Then Gsing a happy Dsong yeah, Areally piss him Goff

Cos Geverything is Dwrong and Anothing's good eGnough

It won't be good eAnough

And he Bmdon't like Gsunshine and he Ddon't like Em7icecream

And he Adon't like GSundays and he Ddon't like Emdancing

And he Bmdon't like Gyour face and he Dwon't die Emlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 2

D, A, G, G x 2

So Gchuck it and Drun, he'll Aonly make you Gmad

Just Ggo and have some Dfun, the Abest you've ever Ghad

And say "GShoot me with a Dgun if I Aever get like Gthat

Please don't let me Aget like that"

Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G,

D Em

And he Bmdon't like Gsunshine and he Ddon't like Em7icecream

And he Adon't like GSundays and he Ddon't like Emdancing

And he Bmdon't like Gyour face and he Dwon't die Emlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 3

c, F (repeat to fade)