Nirvana - Floyd the Barber Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
F  E  F  E

Verse
FHello Etoilet trained, Fcome on in E
FFloyd obEserves my Fhairy chin E
F"Sit down Ein the chair, don't Fbe afraid." E
FSteaming hot Etowel Fon my Eface

Chorus
C♯      A      C      A♭    I was
C♯    A     C     A♭
sha-A-A-A-A-A-A-ved,  I'm
C♯    A     C     A♭
asha-A-A-A-A-A-A-med, I was
C♯    A     C     A♭
sha-A-A-A-A-A-A-ved,  I'm
C♯    A     C     A♭
asha-A-A-A-A-A-A-med

Main riff twice

Verse 2
[Something indecipherable] in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered, Andy's not

Chorus
Solo
E -----------------------------------------------------|
B -----------------------------------------------------|
G -----------------------------------------------------|
D -----------------------------------------------------|
A ---------0-1-3-3-1-0--------------0-1-3-3-1-0--------|
E -1-1-0-1-------------3-1--1-1-0-1-------------3-1----|

Main riff twice

Verse 3
Chorus
Main riff once, then bass only on main riff, then drums only.
[If you're just playing alone, just play it three time, and mute
it more each time until the third time is extremely percussive sounding.]