Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

Hello toilet trained, come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

"Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid."

Steaming hot towel on my face

Chorus

I was

sha-------ved, I'm

asha-------med, I was

sha-------ved, I'm

asha-------med

Main riff twice

Verse 2

[Something indecipherable] in the room

Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered, Andy's not

Chorus

Solo

Main riff twice

Verse 3

Chorus

Main riff once, then bass only on main riff, then drums only.

[If you're just playing alone, just play it three time, and mute

it more each time until the third time is extremely percussive sounding.]