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And if you save yourself You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar And you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes Then you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with grass And you'll think you're happy

Now You're in a laundry room,

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh

And if you cut yourself You will think you're happy

He'll keep you in a jar Then you'll make him happy

He'll give you breathing holes Then you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with grass Then you'll think you're happy

Now You're in a laundry room,

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh

(solo)

Now You're in a laundry room,

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh

And if you fool yourself You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar And you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes Then you will seem happy

You'll wallow in your shit Then you'll think you're happy

Now You're in a laundry room,

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh