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I was backstage at a festival in Germany

talking to a cute fair skinned brunette

I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked

our set

I noticed that her hair was longer in the back

I figure that's cuz she's Canadian

That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully

Lesbian

That's when I realized it was Sara,

or maybe it was Tegan

I'm pretty sure that it was Sara

Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her I was a big fan of her band

She asked me if I had a favorite song

I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like

k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's

And how they got robbed three times in a row

And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling

pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara

or maybe I just pissed her off

When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a

threesome?

Where they both ganged up one girl

, a forgy or a fivesome?

Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen

the movie

Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly,

did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie

In the Gia movie

that was on HBO

And These Walls Could Talk made Tegan cry a lot

After that I forgot what she said

That's the problem with Diazepam,

so many things I don't remember

But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a

clairvoyant

But I think that I creeped out Sara,

I was creeping out on Sara

I hope it wasn't Tegan,

cuz Matt Skiba said she is the

cooler one