Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
Intro-C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E----|G5 -C5---C5/A----B5/G---Am--F5---F5---G5/E-----|G5 No Chord CNo sleep 'til C/AFuckneckville, B/Git's kind of funny you may notAm realize itG until phone call Cstop, can't get C/Alaid, Fyou find out where the parties were somG/Ee time the next Gday Done way ticket to seclusionF, now your losin'
D F C C/FC/open D one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke is eFverybody supposed to be impressed with yoGur ability to make us feCel less significant than Amyou Fwe're all chippin' in the purchase you a Gone way first class tiG/Ecket oGutta toCwn Repeat Intro : -C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E---G5 pause millionCs sold, a megaC/A star, there's aB/G million assholes with Amten million Gguitars enjoy it nowC, soon it ends, C/A Fsuddenly you find yourself witG/Ehout any friGends
D F CC/E C/open D one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you
D FDyou've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness Fgo ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute sGtories about Cwhat you had for breakfast then for luAmnch Fwe're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smaGsh it in your fAmace Fgo ahead tell us about your last great soldG out concert and how your neCw record's gonna top the chAmarts Fwe don't care 'bout your expenses, Gwe just wanna have a lG/Eaugh at yGour exCpense
OutroC---C/A---B/G---E---F---F---G/E---G Chord Definitions:B/G C/open d <---self explanatory e---x e--x b---x b--x G---x g--x D---5 d--x-| A---2 a--3--| E---x e--xC/E C/A e---x e---x-| b---x b---x-| g---x G---x-| d---2 D---7-| a---3 A---3-| e---x E---x-|C/F G/E e---x e---x-| b---x b---x-| g---x g---x-| d---3 d---x-| a---3 a---7-| e---x e---3-|