Standard (EADGBE)

Condescending keeps us gay

In a denotative way

Noses up and peering down

Tight lips pursed into a frown

Fleece the rich and cheat the poor

That's what this machine is for

Turning bellies into stars, then repeating

Stab the poor, slice the rich

Turn the lever, flip the switch

Making everyone the same is the end game

Hanging out with old McBean

And his grandiose machine

No one seems to be annoyed

No one sees this as obscene

Fleece the rich and cheat the poor

That's what this machine is for

Turning bellies into stars, then repeating

Stab the poor, slice the rich

Turn the lever, flip the switch

Making everyone the same is the end game

She's a gear, you're a cam, I'm a cog

She's a gear, you're a cam, I'm a cog

This machine was invented by McBean

But we all make up the parts

Cuts us up and take our hearts

She's a gear, you're a cam, I'm a cog

She's a gear, you're a cam, I'm a cog

This machine was invented by McBean

But we all make up the parts

Cuts us up and take our hearts