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The empty bottle was half empty, Todd was alone and I was thirsty

We saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are

Always making eyes, but she wasn't making eyes

So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted hi there

My names Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady killer

She said I'm already dead, and that's exactly what she said

So we tripped, the light's fantastic, we was both made of elastic

Midnight came and midnight went, I thought I was the president

She said do you have a car, I said do I have a car?

What's so great about the barrier reef?

What's so fine about art?

What's so good about a good times plan?

When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man

When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man

My heart wasn't in it, not for one single minute,

I went through the motions with her, her on top and me on liquor

Didn't do no good, but I didn't think it would

What's so great about the barrier reef?

What's so fine about art?

What's so good about a good times plan?

When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man

When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man