Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Party of the century no cops allowed
Just me and seven hundred others come on, join the crowd
Chorus
We got wine, whiskey, women and guns
How can you afford to not to be havin any fun
If you got a gal, bring 'er and well all have a humdinger
Naked horseshoes without care body surfing on a river of beer
All the neighbors are saying their prayers we'll lift our glasses high in the air
Chorus
We got wine, whiskey, women and guns
How can you afford to not to be havin any fun
If youre not a right wing 'er well all have a humdinger
Break
Making Mardi Gras look like work the belly dancers have gone berserk
The morning's here, we're all still awake just looking for some more drugs to take
Happened on a mound of fire ants only lost a shoe and a pair of pants
Went down hard, got up like a champ to see a biker dancing on my amp
If you're not a folk singer then well all have a humdinger
If you're not a folk singer then well all have a humdinger
Outro