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I'm at a nandos trying to paul home

All of my change I spent on Lou

Where have his socks gone

Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember

The boys tried out seperately

It's even harder to picture

They placed at number three

Harry loves to get naked

But the boys never mind

As soon as they got famous

All of the fan girls broke down

Twitcam makes me smile

Someone should tell Niall

To hide his profile

I let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends

6 r’s in Terrence, Zayn’s no pedophile

I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home

All of my change I spent on Lou

Where have his socks gone

Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Everytime I read a new fanfic

Louis’ munching on some carrot sticks

Why is Harry’s hair always perfect?

Liam’s only got one kidney left

We’ve got to thank Simon Cowell

For making the boys stay

Louis drove the van so slow

He got stopped twice that day

Zayn has such beautiful eyes

And perfectly quaffed hair

There were women in Sweden

Who wouldn’t put their shirts down

Video Diaries

Superman Louis

Liam and Daniel Peazer

And Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar

Louis and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry

I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home

All of my change I spent on Lou

Where have his socks gone

Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Zayn should probably work on his dance moves

Niall is a big fan of the zoo

Harry used to share a flat with Lou

Liam won’t go near another spoon

Now I'm at a Nandos