Standard (EADGBE)

well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet

and they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette

and I can still remember my first draw

and all those funny things I saw

when I smoked my first funky cigarette

well I opened up my best friends biscuit tin

and there's no rich teas or custard creams

just cigarettes and skins

and then he handed me a bag of green

the biggest bag I've ever seen

and I rolled my first funky cigarette

and since that day I seldom have declined

and I maintain this love affair

with these green herbs of mine

you can keep your pills and trips and lines

expensive beers and fancy wines

cos I just want a funky cigarette

Solo/ Pre Verse (Same timing and same amount of measures & beats on each chords as on the verse's

and nowadays it's harder to disguise

then wondering old sedated look

that glares across my eyes

well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find

that you don't really seem to mind

cos you just had a funky cigarette