Douchebag Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AHey dude, we get it, Dyou're cooler than us

EYou drove your father's El Camino while we aF♯mll took the bus

There was a Atime, there was a place when you meant sDomething to me

But time haEs shown and now I know that we were F♯mwrong and you will always be

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A prick

A fake, your parents' grDeatest mistake

You're the hEeight of all douche-baggery, it's tooF♯m much to take

But dAamn you look so cool in steDel-point shoes

And when you'Eve got so much ed hardy it must be hF♯mard for you to choose

Cause you're your Down biggest fEan and the only oAne you've got F♯m

NoDbody think it's cEool when you Apeel out in the pF♯marking lot

DOf your high sEchool where youA graduated six yeaF♯mrs ago

DHey dude, heyE bro, you will always be a douchebag

A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF♯mouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF♯mouchebag)

AHey bro, we get it, your Dstyle is sick

EI know cause you went shirtless in your proF♯mfile pic

You took it oAff while at a party to shoDw your tattoos

AtE the beer pong table wherF♯me you never lose

Cause you're your Down biggest fEan and the only oAne you've got F♯m

NoDbody think it's cEool when you Apeel out in the pF♯marking lot

DOf your high sEchool where youA graduated six yeaF♯mrs ago

DHey dude, heyE bro, you will always be a douchebag

A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF♯mouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF♯mouchebag)

AThere's a nine in ten chance you've got a tF♯mribal tattoo

Girl says Ddamn that boy can dance, now he's a Erival to you

Hit the beAach but never swim wearing F♯mjeans in the gym

In to everDy club you go it's fouErloko, fourloko

Take a protAein shake with a jageF♯mr bomb shot

Tell your Dbest friend Blake you think his motheEr is hot (his mother is hot)

DrinkinAg Jose all day parF♯mty in here

DmYou drink mad beers

EveryD night I pray Eto God that you Anever reproduF♯mce

The Dlast thing thaEt we need on thisA earth is someoF♯mne like you

It's Dnot high school,E man, you grAaduated six F♯myears ago

DHey dude, hey brEo, you will always be a douchebag

A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF♯mouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF♯mouchebag)

ADude! (Dude!)

F♯mI'm not your Dbro

(I'm not your bro)

ADude! (Dude!)

F♯mI'm not your bDro-o-o-o

ADude! (Dude!)

F♯mI'm not your bDro

(I'm not your bro)

ADude! (Dude!)

F♯mI'm not your bDro-o-Dmo-o

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