Patent Pending - Douchebag Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
         
         
         
         
         
2
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X

Fm

variations
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
1
1
1
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
2
3
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1

12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo
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A

A prick A fake, your parents' grDeatest mistake You're the hEeight of all douche-baggery, it's tooFm much to take But dAamn you look so cool in steDel-point shoes And when you'Eve got so much ed hardy it must be hFmard for you to choose Cause you're your Down biggest fEan and the only oAne you've got Fm NoDbody think it's cEool when you Apeel out in the pFmarking lot DOf your high sEchool where youA graduated six yeaFmrs ago DHey dude, heyE bro, you will always be a douchebag

A D

You will always be a douchebag

E Fm

You will always be a douchebag

A D

You will always be a douchebag

E Fm

AHey bro, we get it, your Dstyle is sick EI know cause you went shirtless in your proFmfile pic You took it oAff while at a party to shoDw your tattoos AtE the beer pong table wherFme you never lose Cause you're your Down biggest fEan and the only oAne you've got Fm NoDbody think it's cEool when you Apeel out in the pFmarking lot DOf your high sEchool where youA graduated six yeaFmrs ago DHey dude, heyE bro, you will always be a douchebag

A D

You will always be a douchebag

E Fm

You will always be a douchebag

A D

You will always be a douchebag

E Fm

AThere's a nine in ten chance you've got a tFmribal tattoo Girl says Ddamn that boy can dance, now he's a Erival to you Hit the beAach but never swim wearing Fmjeans in the gym In to everDy club you go it's fouErloko, fourloko Take a protAein shake with a jageFmr bomb shot Tell your Dbest friend Blake you think his motheEr is hot (his mother is hot) DrinkinAg Jose all day parFmty in here DmYou drink mad beers EveryD night I pray Eto God that you Anever reproduFmce The Dlast thing thaEt we need on thisA earth is someoFmne like you It's Dnot high school,E man, you grAaduated six Fmyears ago DHey dude, hey brEo, you will always be a douchebag

A D

You will always be a douchebag

E Fm

You will always be a douchebag

A D

You will always be a douchebag

E Fm

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