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There's been some hard feelings here

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About some words that were said

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Been some hard feelings here

And what is more

There's been a bloody purple nose

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And some bloody purple clothes

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That were messing up the lobby floor

It's just apartment house rules

So all you 'partment fools

Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!

One man's ceiling is another man's floor

There's been some strange goin's on

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And some folks have come and gone

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Like the elevator man don't work no more

I heard a racket in the hall

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And I thought I heard a call

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But I never opened up my door

It's just apartment house sense

It's like apartment rents

Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!

one man's ceiling is another man's floor!

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There's an alley

in the back of my building

Where some people congregate in shame

I was walking with my dog

And the night was black with smog

When I thought I heard somebody

Call my name

Ah-- Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!

one man's ceiling is another man's floor!

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