Standard (EADGBE)

C21 /s /s

What makes you think that it won't grow back

In a day or two

C21 /s /s

Husbands in winter, they know the truth

But what can they do

I don't like girls the way they are

So shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars

Then we can pretend it's natural

/s /s C21

Put on whatever makes you attractive

/s /s C21

If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion C11 D/s G/s

Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you've got to be

C21 /s /s

Junior high legs; blonde hair gone brown

From removing it

C21 /s /s

Waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen

Her tiara digging deep in her head

/s /s C21

Put on whatever makes you attractive

/s /s C21

If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion

/s /s C21 C22

Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you have to be

7thfretBm C22 - - - C23

That's who you've got to be

C21 / /s /s

I'm starting to think that I’m kind of shy, or at least I’d like to be

Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers, so it never comes back

Then we can pretend it's natural