Standard (EADGBE)

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away________

Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air______

You better watch out there maybe dogs about

Well, I've looked over Jordan and I've seen

Things are not what they seem

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real_______

Meek and obedient you follow the leader

Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel________

What a surprise, a look of terminal shock in your eyes

Now things are really what they seem

No, this is no bad dream

The Lord is my shepherd

I shall not want

He makes me down to lie

Through pastures green

He leadeth me the silent waters by

With bright knives

He releaseth my soul

He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places

He converteth me to lamb cutlets

For lo he hath great power and great hunger

When cometh the day we lowly ones

Through quiet reflection and great dedication

Master the art of karate

Lo we shall rise up

And then we'll make the buggers eyes water

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream_____

Wave upon wave of demented avengers

March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream_____

Have you heard the news

The dogs are dead

You better stay home and do as you're told

Get out of the road if you want to grow old

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