Standard (EADGBE)

Good morning, worm your honour

The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you

Was caught red-handed showing feelings

Showing feelings of an almost human nature

This will not do. "Call the school master!"

I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honour

If they'd let me have my way, I coulda flayed them into shape.

But my hands were tied.

The bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder,

Let me hammer him today.

Cra - zy toys in the attic, I am cra - zy

Truly gone fishing.

They must have taken my marbles away

Cra - zy toys in the attic, he is cra - zy

You little shit, you're in it now, I hope they throw away the key

You shoulda talked to more often than you did, but no!

You had to go your own way, have you broken any homes up lately?

Just five minutes, worm your honour, him and me alone

Ba - be!

Come to mother baby, let me hold you in my arms

M' lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble

Why'd he ever have to leave me, worm your honour, let me take him home

Cra - zy over the rainbow, I am cra - zy.

Bars in the window

There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in

Cra - zy over the rainbow he is cra - zy

The evidence before the court is...incontrovertible

Theres no need for the jury to retire

In all my years of judging, I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law!

The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with the urge to deficate

Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

Tear down the wall!

Every second chant of "Tear down the wall" play Am, then Em repeatedly.