Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Hey you, hey you

Came to this world by caesarean section

Hey you, hey you

Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion

Hey you, hey you

Now it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey you, things aren't what they seem

Chorus 1

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

...

Verse 2

(follow the same pattern as in verse 1)

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection

Hey you, hey you

He never scores he just gets an infection

Hey you, hey you

Dreams of a place with a better selection

Hey you, hey you

Still it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey you, things aren't what they seem

Chorus 2

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Luxemburger Queen

He's a Burger Queen

Solo

Then play half a verse and chorus 1.

Ab* is played barre 4th fret.

Eb* is played barre 6th fret.

The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns.

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