Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Please don't drink so much

Drinking is bad for your heart &

Your organs they all fell down

Through the hole

That it's made in your gut

Verse 2

Please dont drink so much

I worry that you will die

Too fast to live

Is the stupidest saying

I've heard in my life

Verse 3

Please dont drink so much

Your mother would be sad

She's a nice lady

So show you deserve her

Or you'll only end up like

Your dad

Outro