Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(descending piano glissando)

piano arr. for guitar [2x: band enters 2nd time]:

Verse 2

My Amazon six-triggered bride

Now searching for a place to hide

Still sees truth quite easily

Shrouds all else in mystery

While madmen in top hats and tails

Impale themselves on six inch nails

And some Arabian also-ran

Impersonates a watering can

[repeat intro w/full band after each verse]

Verse 2

Some Santa Claus-like face of note

Entreats my ears to set afloat

My feeble, sick, and weary brain

And I am overcome with shame

And hide inside my overcoat

And hurriedly begin to quote

And some Arabian sheik most grand

Impersonates a hot dog stand

Instrumental break

(guitar solo over verse chords)

Verse 3

Red Cross ambulance outside

Could only mean that I must hide

'Til dusk and finally the night

When I will make a hasty flight

Across the sea and far away

To where the weary exiles stay

And some Arabian oil well

Impersonates a padded cell

Coda

And some Arabian oil well

Impersonates a padded cell

[repeat intro; end cold on last Gm of 2nd repeat]

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers