Myxomatosis Judge Jury Executioner Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G E F D E

C B D C B C

My edited version is this:

G Em F♯m D Em

C Cadd9 C D Dsus4 D

The extra chords (Cadd9 and Dsus4) are optionnal and consist of ''fiddling'' around with

the pinky on these notes:

Intro/Riff x4

G Em F♯m D Em C D

The GmonEmgrel F♯mcat Dcame Emhome C D

GHolEmding F♯mhalf Da Emhead C D

ProGceeded Emto F♯mshow Dit Emoff C D

To Gall Emhis F♯mnew Dfound Emfriends C D

He said I GbeEmen F♯mwhere DI Emliked C D

I Gslept Emwith F♯mwho DI Emliked C D

She Gate Emme F♯mup fDor EmbreaCkfast D

She Gscrewed Emme F♯min aD vEmice C D

And now

C I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Riff x2

G Em F♯m D Em C D

GI Emsat F♯min tDhe EmcupCboard D

And Gwrote Emit F♯mdown Din Emneat C D

They were GcheeEmring and F♯mwavinDg Em

CCheering and waDving

G Em F♯m D Em

CTwitchDing and salivating like with myxomatosis

But it got Ged-Emit-F♯med fDucked Emup C D

GStranEmgled F♯mbeatDen Emup C D

GUsed Emin a F♯mphotDo Emin Ctime magaDzine

G Em F♯m D Em C

BuDried in a burning black hole in devon

C I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Don't know why I feel so skinned alive

G Em F♯m D Em C

My thoDughts are misguided and a little naive

G Em F♯m D Em

CI twitchD and I salivate like with myxomatosis

G Em F♯m D Em

CYou shoulDd put me in a home or you should put me down

I got GmyxoEmmatF♯mosisD Em

I got CmyxomatosDis

G Em F♯m D Em

CYeah no oneD likes a smart arse but we all like stars

G Em F♯m D Em C

That wasnD't my intention, I did it for a reason

Original Audio Ending:

It Gmust have Emgot F♯mmixed Dup Em

CStrangled beaten Dup

I got GmyxoEmmatF♯mosisD Em

I got CmyxomatosDis

C I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Outro/Riff x?

G Em F♯m D Em C D

The original (non-acoustic) is a fade. I preffer to end it with a ''G'' but it's totally

up to you.

Booklet Ending:

He shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk

He did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks

But now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied