Photoshop Your Memories Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G-III Bm C-III D-V

G Em Am D

G-III

Bm

C-III

D-V

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G-III

You pull out your photos of

YoBmur wedding in the Spring

C-III

And you're confronted by your double chin

D-V

And your bald spot glistening

G-III

You could get a membership

AtBm the fitness hut down the road,

C-III

Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down

D-V

And even give yourself a 'fro.

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G-III

Your high school reunion

Is Bmcoming next Friday

C-III

And you know everyone will ask to see some

D-V

Pictures of the babies that you've made.

G-III

But the problem is your kid's head is big.

I mBmean, we're talking "Alien" size here.

C-III

Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag

D-V

And it won't seem so severe.

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D-V)

PhotGoshop your meEmmories.

A piAmcture's worth a thousand words,

So aD few white lies shouldn't hurt.

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G-III

Your birthday, this past Monday,

Was aBm fun day, except for one thing:

C-III

Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,

D-V

Stuck her face in every frame.

G-III

You'd prefer to remember

That Bmday without her tattooed brows.

C-III

The simplest solution: decrease the resolution

D-V

And crop that woman out.

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D-V)

PhotosGhop your memoriEmes.

Your rAmeal life may be sub-par,

But yoDu can be who you want people to think you are.

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D)

G-III

Make yourself thin.

Give yoBmurself abs.

C-III

Remove that mole.

D-V

Say "No" to crack.

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D-V)

G-III

Say you went to the Alps

In a luBmxury car

C-III

With a Swedish Model.

D-V

Just be who you want people to think you are.

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D-V)

PhotoshoGp your memories. Em

A picturAme's worth a thousand words

So a fewD white lies shouldn't hurt. G