Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(Same pattern throughout, hold the Eb7 chord for 'delusion')
Mmmm I love it when my lips are on her
There's a spark in our relationship, I plant a kiss upon her
I fuck around too much, and theres a risk that I'm a goner
So I put her on hand, like a badge of honour
The downside is she's never there when I'm lackin' dollars
So I've got to try and go through a day without actin' bothered
In the hope she'll leave me alone 'cause I'm better off her
But I see that butt and I just accept the offer
So many people say, why are you with her,
And I'm like she's a damn good kisser,
She feeds my addiction, she leaks something
Different, the smoke from our last meeting has risen.
Keep her away from all the other boys,
'Cause you know that she's every single cutter's choice,
Always there when the cold nights are lurkin',
Gotta keep hold of my golden virgin.
Chorus
I think she's good for me, that's why I wouldn't leave,
She helps me get down even when I shouldn't be,
She's there when I'm in need, but she isn't cheap,
The last time I saw her, mostly I couldn't breathe.
But they say she's bad for me,
But they say she's bad for me,
I don't think she's bad to me but it's
A bit of a... Delusion!
She's got a mate called Benson, but he's a bit of a waste guy,
Always chats about silver & gold but I don't reckon he's Sway, right?
Plus his mate likes to come out at breaktime,
Tries to act bad but I've smoked him like eight times,
And if I take her the wrong places then I face a fine,
If I don't take in what she says, it's a waste of time.
Infact, she doesn't lie, she tells me that she's bad for me,
Even when I patch things up I don't think that I had to leave.
I said I had to leave, I had to get away,
It's only when I'm not around that I've seen better days,
Sometimes I demonstrate, how to set it straight,
I've thought it out the bullshit, and keep her locked in case.
But when I'm chillin', she's always in my mind,
I do have doubts but those doubts just get lost inside.
I should respond in time, and then I found out,
The last boy she kissed coughed and died.
Chorus
M-I-S-S--I---
R--T-T-, leave me be,
M-I-S-S--I---
R--T-T-, leave me be.
Can you please leave my vacinity?
Can you please leave my vacinity?
Actually, wait, nah I'll have another kiss,
Ah shit, I'm in love with this chick, what is this?
It's straight robbery, she's always there when I'm
By myself and I can't remain solitary.
Babe honestly, it appears that you're
Bad for my health and a quick way to poverty.
You went from my pal to my lover now I
See you outside with thousands of others but
You're on my mind right now so I'm sorry
Yes I'm down from another little fling, gotta confess this
Chorus
That's it - enjoy! :)