Standard (EADGBE)
everyday at lunch in high school and all of my senior year
id drink my cokacola with a touch of everclear
i never had to study math sience or history
id have a chemicel flashback to jog my memory
my junior year i swore i loved sweet miss sherri ann
one night i put some everclear in her dr pepper can
i thought itd make her easy she took it pretty hard
i took her home rang her doorbell left her layin in the yard
tequilla drys me out and beer just makes me fat
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers chrystal clear
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear
gcgd gcgdg 3X
i remember my church picnic in the spring of 89
yeah they had four fresh watermellons sliced right off the vine
when they bowed thier heads givin grace for the food
hey i pulled out my bottle and i soaked them mellons good
they never knew what hit em when the potion went to work
they had grandmas doin backflips grandpas lookin up thier skirts
they where singin halaluah and willie nelson songs
preacher said it was the best dang picnic the baptists have ever thrown
tequilla drys me out and beer just makes me fat
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers chrystal clear
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear
gcgd gcgdg 3X
when im drinkin everclear i think im the king of this whole world
im bigger and badder then john wayne and cooter and steve earle
till i wake up and im face down in the hall
hey im completely naked for a reason i cant recall
well im kinda sorta thinkin than maybe i met a chic
cause theres perfume in the and theres lipstick on my neck
and i hope that she was pretty and i hope that she was kind
enough to leave my close somewhere there easy to find
tequilla drys me out and beer just makes me fat
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers chrystal clear
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear
gcgd gcgdg 3X