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I remember way back, when I was just a boy going places with my Mom and
It used to scare me to death how Momma used to act after six or seven
beers she's had.
We were sittin' at a table when Momma got disabled, all the liquor
running to her head.
Soon I got to chokin'; Daddy wasn't joking when he grabbed me by the
arm and said.
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Don't look now, your Momma's got her boobs out showin' everybody in
town.
Faces turning red, we were wishin' we were dead, there were people
standing all around.
When Momma gets to drinking, there ain't much thinking there's nothing
anybody can do.
You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out
Drinking with you.
Well we got her in the truck and we started driving home when Momma
said she had to go.
Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder while Momma's
putting on a show.
Well he started up the truck and Momma stood up with her pants still
Around her knees.
When we heard Momma holler: "If you give me a dollar, well I'll let
you take a peek at these".
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You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out