If You Play Your Cards Wrong Chords

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If you pGlay your cards wrong, you can taCke me home tonight

DYou've got all the makings of mCy futuDre ex-wGife

GI've got three bucks my credit sucks and my fuCture don't look too bright

so if you plDay your cards wrong, you can tCake me hoDme tonigGht

Some cEmall me a loser and a Clazy no-good slob

I've lost my Emhouse, I've got no car

and DI can't keep a job

but I've Cgot a big heart, and anothDer part

Take me hEmome you'll understand

CBecause my genitDalia looks lCike a pDringles cGan

If you pClay your cards wDrong, you can Emtake me home tonight

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and Gwhen I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white

and iGt's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't Cworry I won't bite

if you pDlay your cards wrong, you can Ctake me hDome tonGight

Some cEmall me dishonest

And they sCay I'm just lying

But EmI've peed next to old john holmes and

DHe started crying.

On a sCunny day, I'vDe got it made

Get uEmnder my wiener if you need shade

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IGf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight

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IGf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight