Standard (EADGBE)

Put your clothes back on

I'd rather be alone

Your thing is all worn out

now get on home

You've had too many lovers, they've worn off the hair

there ain't no way i'm going in there

put your clothes on

and get on home

I should've never gone out

I should've never had a drink

Take that thing outside

It's starting to stink

Your friends done told me where you have been

and i feel sorry for all those men

now put your clothes back on baby

And get on home

Yeah get that thing away from me

It looks like something your dog would eat

i've seen enough, now set me free

i think that thing just barked at me (woof)

Early this morning it bit my leg

oh little darling don't you making me beg

Now put your clothes back on

and get on home

Oh shit i'm scared.

I need medical care

I think three midgets just crawled out of there (Run boys!)

Well i was fine before you came

would you throw something over that pitiful thing

Baby put your clothes back on

and get on home

Yeah, put your clothes on

and get your booty back home

go on.