Standard (EADGBE)

I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty

that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.

I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called

a name said I

Lied kicked me again thought I died.

Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it

my watch, And

then she kicked me in the crouch again.

Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a

on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.

I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt.

It was like nothing I had ever felt,

I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.

She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head,

She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.

Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same.

Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.