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I am a secret government agent armed with lies
About secret government things. Oh yeahh...
I have secret government documents that could knock you dead
From your regular citizen lives. Oh yeahh...
And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives
I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends
'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed
I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind
'Cause my secret government facts tell me
Despite what many normal citizens say
Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead
Before I became a secret agent spy
I was put on this earth with a regular life
Smiling and laughing and singing away
But I could not keep my curious mind at bay
I set out to answer a question of mine
About human heart versus rational mind
See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground
I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around
I enlisted the help of a very close friend
And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin
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And we watered my heart
And we let the sun feed it vitamins
And we waited for that sprout
And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt
(My heart had become the earth)
Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past
About regular citizen life. Oh yeahh...
I can't love, I can't feel or have passion
But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart
You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again