Say Anything - Less Cute Acoustic Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
Capo on 4 fret

Intro
A

Never thought that I could fAeel such a slap in the F♯mface
Since my semester in NewA York where I drank it aF♯mway
Social strategies are taAught to Bohemian crF♯mowds
And my love was like a fAood stamp handing it F♯mout

Oh, though I feAll in love with you, all fey and grizzled and mature
You left me naF♯mked, pining, whining on your bathroom floor
If it makes you jeaAlous, tell us just which boy we should adore
Only talk about myF♯mself, so I don't mind that he's a bore

He's a like a leAss cute version of F♯myou but he'll have to Ddo E
He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF♯mou but he'll have to Ddo
He'll hEave to doA

MounAtain man, brag about your bF♯mand to me
You got me hAot with all those snide remarks aF♯mbout my poetry
But he gobAbles up every single lF♯mine about the stars
And how they sAcar my slightly chubby arms lF♯mike brightly lit cigars

So nAow he's neF♯mxt to me but I can feel you in my heAart
You're everything, yoF♯mu're everything he'll never be
It's misAery and more specF♯mifically, I mDiss that day you spitE on me

He's a like a leAss cute version of F♯myou but he'll have to Ddo E
He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF♯mou but he'll have to Ddo
He'll hEave to doA

He's a like a lAess cute version ofF♯m you but he'll have toD doE
He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF♯mou but he'll have to Ddo
He'll hEave to doA

AHe's got no inkling of your sF♯mtatus or mind
AHe's just the glue that I sF♯mplatter to bind
AYou and I like SiF♯mamese twins
ASo let this sF♯mick sad game beDgin

ANow you're here aF♯mgain and he will wonder where I've beAen
I'm giving in but in my own opF♯minion, it's how to be
Though I can hAear him singing
ADll this envy's kilEling me, it's kiDlling me

He's a like a lAess cute version ofF♯m you but he'll have toD doE
He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF♯mou but he'll have to Ddo
He'll hEave to doA

(Through this next chorus a second voice sings "and every time I see your face I die
inside" extended through each line, listen to the song to hear how this goes)
He's a like a lAess cute version ofF♯m you but he'll have toD doE
He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF♯mou but he'll have to Ddo
He'll hEave to doA

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