Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

B A E6 (open E switching between 2nd fret and 4th fret on the A string)

x2

When I like you,

It's total revenge.

I want to,

but I can pretend,

That I don't need to be by your side again.

Wrap me up, In a plastic case,

Pat me down, With your warm embrace,

I wanna know where you lay your face at night,

For all these years.

You're a problem,

That I can't abide,

I could sleep well,

If only I tried,

But I stay up and dream of a bride

to be. Oh me, Oh my.

Give it up, I can't wait no more.

I am stuck on your bedroom floor.

With the thought, That I may not be,

As great as those who came before.

There's a man assigned to me,

And he checks on my stability.

We discuss you every week.

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

But maybe, I can show you,

Baby, Maybe,

I can relax for good,

Whoa baby, I can show you,

Maybe, Baby,

There's a man assigned to me,

And he checks on my stability,

We discuss you every week,

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

And he charges by the tear,

Til I weep no more strictly out of fear,

That I can't afford your love,

And the moon just burns above.

Okay.