I just sat down and tabbed this out quick. it seems to be pretty correct.
Except for the chorus only the E,A, and D are used. However you can play it in full chords as well.
Key
/ = Slide Up
\ = Slide Down
x = Palm Mute
* = Thumb Tap
^ = Upstrum
(Intro) Sticatto
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x4 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
(Verse) Sticatto
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x3 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"I watch my yellow cat invade..."
(Mid Verse)
| e | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
| B | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
| G | 1 * * * * 4 xxxx |
| D | 2 * * * * 5 xxxx |
| A | 3 * * * * 5 xxxx |
| E | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
"Just to prove to one..."
(Verse) Sticatto
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x3 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"Again I watch my cousin Greg..."
(End Verse)
| e | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
| B | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
| G | 1 * * * * 4 xxxx |
| D | 2 * * * * 5 xxxx |
| A | 3 * * * * 5 xxxx |
| E | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
"He's relied on this for years..."
(Chorus)
| e | 0 0 ^0 1 0 0 | x4 |
| B | 1 1 ^1 1 1 1 |
| G | 1 0 ^0 2 0 0 |
| D | 2 2 ^2 3 2 0 |
| A | 0 0 ^0 0 3 3 |
| E | 0 0 ^0 0 0 0 |
"These are my friends..."
(Pre Verse) Sticatto
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x4 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"Hey, hey..."
(Verse) Rhythm slightly changes
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x3 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"I watch this dude..."
(Mid Verse 2)
| e | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
| B | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
| G | 1 * * * * 4 xxxx |
| D | 2 * * * * 5 xxxx |
| A | 3 * * * * 5 xxxx |
| E | 1 * * * * 3 xxxx |
"I will not stop him..."
(Verse 2) Steady strumming
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x3 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"Lou is bugged and shot up with drugs..."
(End Verse 2)
| e | 1 * * * * 3 ^3 3 ^3 |
| B | 1 * * * * 3 ^3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 * * * * 4 ^4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 * * * * 5 ^5 0 ^0 |
| A | 3 * * * * 5 ^5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 * * * * 3 ^3 3 ^3 |
"Kiss those dying ears..."
(Chorus)
| e | 0 0 ^0 1 0 0 | x4 |
| B | 1 1 ^1 1 1 1 |
| G | 1 0 ^0 2 0 0 |
| D | 2 2 ^2 3 2 0 |
| A | 0 0 ^0 0 3 3 |
| E | 0 0 ^0 0 0 0 |
"These are my friends..."
(Pre Verse) Sticatto
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x4 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"Hey, hey..."
(Verse 3) Acapella for the most part
| e | 1 * * * * * * * * | x2 |
| B | 1 * * * * * * * * |
| G | 1 * * * * * * * * |
| D | 2 * * * * * * * * |
| A | 3 * * * * * * * * |
| E | 1 * * * * * * * * |
"I watch my neighbor's son..."
(Verse 3) Back to sticatto (He does some variations here also)
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x5 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"It's strange i'm skinny..."
(End Verse 3)
| e | 1 * * * * 3 ^3 3 ^3 |
| B | 1 * * * * 3 ^3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 * * * * 4 ^4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 * * * * 5 ^5 0 ^0 |
| A | 3 * * * * 5 ^5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 * * * * 3 ^3 3 ^3 |
"With every scummy crummy hour..."
(Chorus)
| e | 0 0 ^0 1 0 0 | x4 |
| B | 1 1 ^1 1 1 1 |
| G | 1 0 ^0 2 0 0 |
| D | 2 2 ^2 3 2 0 |
| A | 0 0 ^0 0 3 3 |
| E | 0 0 ^0 0 0 0 |
"These are my friends..."
(Outro) Sticatto
| e | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 | x2 |
| B | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| G | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 ^4 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ^2 5 5 5 5 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
| A | 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 ^5 |
| E | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ^1 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 ^3 |
"Hey, hey..."