Say Hi To Your Mom - Poor Pete Is A Bit Self-conscious Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


APoor Pete is a bit self-conscious and he Ethinks that he's a vampire.
BHe gets into his off-white Saturn and Aheads into the suburbs.
AHe looks at himself in the mirror, like a Egirl putting makeup on.
BHe wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth, but they Adon't accept coupons.

F♯Is this gonna be the night that his daily Ehoroscope comes true?
He knows BVenus is in retrograde, but not Aif the moon is new.
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APoor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he Elikes to think he's ultra cool.
BHe winks at a girl named Siouxsie while she's Aplaying bumper pool.
AShe looks at him rather blankly, before Emouthing the words, "yeah, right."
BShe knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy who will Aever get it right.

F♯So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily Ehoroscope comes true.
He knows BVenus is in retrograde, but not Aif the moon is new.
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F♯So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily Ehoroscope comes true.
He knows BVenus is in retrograde, but not Aif the moon is new.
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