Standard (EADGBE)

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Verse

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Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries

She's got trouble with her tubes

If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find

A completely empty room

Chorus

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Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

Verse

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Her physician injected fluids in her private parts

But she just won't believe

That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble

Will cause her to conceive

[Repeat Chorus]

Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating

Jeannie isn't ovulating now

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare

To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year

Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

Artificial insemination can't

Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs

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Verse

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Jeannie isn't ovulating even though

She took all the proper pills

Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay

The gigantic doctor bills

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!