Screeching Weasel - Peter Brady Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
[C B♭ F C] x 2

[C B♭ F C] x 2

Verse
CDon't you see that people F will like you G for who you
Care  Cause life is like a Fsitcom, a Gsenior prom
And DI'm okay and you're oFkay, grade A, ten-four
RoCger, over and out, lisDten up, check F it out

Chorus
C There's something Fugly inCside of Gyou, inCside of Gyou
There's a C big empty Fhole inCside of Gyou, inCside of Gyou
F There's something creepy crawling Con your Gbrain  C     G
F There's something in you, it's G red white and blue inside of you

[C B♭ F C] x4

Verse
As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits
Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste
And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap
Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see

Chorus
There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you
There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you
So take off that silly moustache
Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you

[C B♭ F C] x4 (with "Inside of you"s)

Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars.  (This is the "Boy, I really
learned a lot today" part.)

Bridge
COne: B♭  You Fact your Cage
Two: You B♭don't try to be Fsomething you're Cnot
Three: You B♭find out Fin adCvance
What B♭restaurant your mom and dad are going to
And go someplace Celse

[C B♭ F C] x3 (with "Go someplace else"s)

[C B♭ C]

Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus

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