Standard (EADGBE)

you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed

to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community

you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly

post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle

she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought

she's an idea or an ideal that you won't

ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends

she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut

i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us

ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts

to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen

and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat

that your stupid on-line world and your

stupid comments may well be justification for a beating

where applicable

not valid in vermont

void where prohibited

and shut your fucking mouth

don't go to easter isle

and overpopulate

you'll destroy god's spaceship earth

dilute dilute o.k.