Screeching Weasel - Veronica Hates Me Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


[ A / E / A / D / A / D / E ]
                          1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!

Verse
AShe always Ehas something to Asay to ruin an Dotherwise nice Aday
She always Ehas to start a Afight   E
AShe doesn't Elike the way I Athink
She don't underDstand why I must Adrink to go Dout on Friday Enight

Pre-chorus
But I Dknow what she's doing, I know that I'm losing
I know that she's screwing Eme

Chorus
VeAronica doesn't F♯like the way I Ddress  (Veronica hates me!)
VeAronica thinks my F♯hair is such a Dmess  (Veronica hates me!)
B  Why the Ddeposition?  B  Veronica's Ddefinition B   of love is Dhate
Veronica Ahates me  G     D
Veronica Ahates me  G     D

Verse
She thinks I oughta get a job
And quit taking up space on her couch
Why my hand deep in my crotch
She don't know how to shut her mouth
I don't know what I'd do without
Her around to drag me down

Pre-chorus
She asks when is the wedding and I'm getting ready
To yank out the net and push

[Repeat Chorus]
Veronica Ahates me   But Gnobody, Dno
Veronica Ahates me  G   D1-2-3-4

[ A / D / E ] Repeat to end (with keyboard)

   A      D          E
E------------12-10-9----12-10-9--|
B--10----------------12----------|
G--------------------------------|
D--------------------------------|
A--------------------------------|
E--------------------------------|
and repeat