Oscar Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C F C

Verse 1

GYea you know there's Oscar and he Cwheelchair bound

and he's Fliving off the stateC

GHe's got this dream about living in the CNetherlands

Where Fsex is on the slateC

GHe asked this chick if she could Chelp him out

She said you know I Foughta smack yer faceC

GThese arms do nothing and I'm not Ctrying to be funny

but I just don't Fthink we got the spaceC

Chorus

YCou gotta settle Gdown

You gotta think it Cout

You gotta paint the FsceneC

IC'm not made of sGtone

Can't do it on my Cown

Can't you see what I Fmean?C

Verse

Yea he gotta a letter from a friend of his

who's living in Amsterdam

He's got this woman who comes around a couple times a month

it's a lady her names Ann

Yea she pops up and down once or twice a month

it's all part of some brand new government plan

She said she doesn't think of herself as a prostitute

She's more of a healer-yea that's Ann

Chorus

You gotta settle down

You gotta think it out

You gotta paint the scene

I'm not made of stone

Can't do it on my own

Can't you see what I mean?

Bridge

And I'm Dmsick and tired of this Fplace

it's dCriving me inGsane

And I'll Dmsave all my Fmoney

and get Con that Gplane

And I Dmhave to have the Fcourage

to determine what's Cout there for Gme

And AmI said EmI could Dmstay with Ghim

And Amsince I'm Emvery good Dmfriends of Ghis

Intrusmental (over verse chords)

Verse

Yea you know there's Oscar and he's wheelchair bound

and he's living off the state

He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands

Where sex is on the slate

He asked this chick if she could help him out

She said you know I oughta smack yer face

These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny

but I just don't think we got the space

Chorus

You gotta settle down

You gotta think it out

You gotta paint the scene

I'm not made of stone

Can't do it on my own

Can't you see what I mean?

Bridge

And I'm sick and tired of this place

it's driving me insane

And I'll save all my money

and get on that plane

And I have to have the courage

to determine what's out there for me

And I said I could stay with him

And since I'm very good friends of his

I said I could stay with him

And since I'm very good friends of his

Outro

CHey DmNow!!

CHey DmNow!!

CHey DmNow!!

CHey DmNow!!

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